Really funny Christmas riddles. Cracker joke: Q. Why was Cinderella no good at football? A. Because her coach was a pumpkin. Why do reindeer scratch Top Ten Cracker Jokes · Christmas Crackers · Christmas Disaster at the. No Christmas is complete without some terrible cracker jokes: we round up 50 of the best (make that worst). Apologies in advance. What is Christmas if it doesn't involve a silly little joke from a cracker? Here are some of the best Christmas cracker jokes.